Hello, I’m Natalie. I’m 5’9’’ and 250 pounds. (:
To every single lady who has ever read or posted on FYCG;
You are gorgeous.
Your thighs are beautiful. Your hair is pristine. Your belly is sexy. Your eyes are stunning. Your lips are sultry. Your double chin is exquisite. Your breasts are superb. Your back fat is alluring. Your bum is lovely. Every scar and stretch mark is radiant. Your cellulite is delightful. There is not a single thing about you that needs alteration. You are flawless. You are perfection.I’m surprised she was able to look up those synonyms(exquisite,sultry, etc) before THE HUNGER PAINS kicked in and caused her to eat the thesaurus.
Fat people. It’s possible you’re gross. It’s possible you’re sexy. Just don’t eat me.
Postscript: I LIKE PEOPLE WHOSE BODY TYPE IS WATERBED.
I’m either naive or the sarcasm flew right over my head; what the hell is waterbed. Because if we’re talking about a literal water waterbed, I’m so fucking down.
